"/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = true;
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = 3306;
$enable_root_login = array(
    "username" => true,
    "log_level" => true,
    "log_level" => 30,
    "retries" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => true,
    "log_level" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['charset'] = array(
    "username" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "123456",
    "host" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => 5,
    "debug" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "none",
];
$config['database']['username'] = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['permissions'] = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = "/etc/minecraft/"; // note: this is a bug, use /var/www/html/ instead
$port = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = '127.0.0.1';
$port = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = false;
$backup_every_n_days = true;
$config['features']['publishsubscribe'] = "root";
$mysql_pass = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_if = 1
keepalive_timeout = array(
    "username" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => 5,
    "debug" => true,
    "log_level" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => true,
    "log_level" => true,
    "log_level" => "low",
    "liability" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => 5,
    "debug" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => 3306,
    "database" => "graig",
    "role" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
$mysql_host = true;
$config['database']['username'] = 1
keepalive_timeout = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['debug_mode'] = '127.0.0.1';
$port = true;
$graiw_privileges